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Shuji Tsushima

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[buncho]

im not! its just storage, just in case!

[thesettingsun]

That's even worse, don't get arrested for bringing a gun to school if you don't plan to use it!

[buncho]

is it better if i plan to use it? bc i can

[thesettingsun]

Don't use it and don't bring it to school!

[buncho]

dont worry im not that stupid. schools just for storage, im going to use it outside

[thesettingsun]

Someone's going to find it and arrest you and your entire school will have an assembly about it.

[buncho]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you really think the school will have an assembly in my honor? it isn't that big a deal

[thesettingsun]

[INHALES.]

Mafuyu, if you bring a gun to school, someone will find it and assume that you brought it to school to shoot and kill your fellow students or the staff. You will be arrested in order to keep you from killing people, and there will be an assembly about asking people for help if you feel troubled before it gets to the point of murder.

[buncho]

i mean theres stuff i dont like about school but im not going to kill anybody over it. maybe just one or two. what if i say outright that its for killing monsters and protecting the school and everyone just in case something happens like last month, no one was prepared last month but im gonna be the next time it does

[thesettingsun]

Then they'll definitely arrest you because they'll think you're crazy.

[buncho]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE ADULTS LIKE THIS THEY NEVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY
1. its going to happen
2. theyre not going to find out
3. theyre not going to find out from you
4. OR ELSE.

[thesettingsun]

They're going to find the gun in a couple of days at most!

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[buncho]

not if i keep it in my backpack, they cant search that, its invasion of privacy

[thesettingsun]

Do you want to bet your criminal record and the friendship of anyone who isn't on Retrospec on that?

[buncho]

lmao i dont have either of those so yeah id do exactly that

[thesettingsun]

DO NOT.

[buncho]

whats the big deal shuji? next time something happens and your stuck in a classroom and monsters are battling it out outside, whatre you going to do? just crouch under your desk and wait for it all to be over?

[thesettingsun]

You won't BE in the classroom because you'll be in PRISON.

[buncho]

ive got two years before im old enough to go to prison

[thesettingsun]

Juvenile detention center.

[buncho]

they cant hold me forever

[thesettingsun]

they can and they will if they think you're going to FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE

[buncho]

maybe if no one pisses me off they dont have to worry about me fucking murdering people

[thesettingsun]

You're just making this worse! No guns in school, Mafuyu!

[buncho]

fine! i just wont go to school!