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[thesettingsun]

Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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[buncho]

how boring

[thesettingsun]

Shut up!

[buncho]

cant bc its true
hey lets go do something not boring together

[thesettingsun]

I'M NOT GETTING ARRESTED WITH YOU.

[buncho]

we wont get caught

[thesettingsun]

THAT DOESN'T HELP MAFUYU

[buncho]

fine we dont have to do something illegal we can have a watergun fight or something how about that

[thesettingsun]

Watergun fight is acceptable.

[buncho]

waterguns filled with paint

[thesettingsun]

I refuse.

[buncho]

why?? you just said its ok

[thesettingsun]

You'll get paint on my clothes. Absolutely no way.

[buncho]

just wear old clothes! you can borrow some of my clothes

[thesettingsun]

Nothing you own will fit me and I'm concerned you think it could.

[buncho]

how tall are you? ive got some pretty big shirts. football jerseys and stuff like that

[thesettingsun]

5'6".

[the fuck is a canon height I'm just picking something that makes sense for not-pre-WWII-Japan]

[buncho]

oh thats pretty much my height, im 5'1! so as long as you keep your arms down theyll fit!

[thesettingsun]

I can't shoot a watergun while keeping my arms down.

[buncho]

hip shots. thats how you get people w/o them knowing

[thesettingsun]

The answer is still no.

[buncho]

im solving all your problems and you keep saying no, what do you even want from me

[thesettingsun]

Lack of paintball in your life is not a real problem.

[buncho]

its a problem in YOUR life! that im fixing!

[thesettingsun]

That's not even a first-world problem! It's a zeroth-world problem at best!

[buncho]

problems dont have to be super big or serious to be fixed, sometimes you can solve it w little stuff like paintballing