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Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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You'll get paint on my clothes. Absolutely no way.

just wear old clothes! you can borrow some of my clothes

Nothing you own will fit me and I'm concerned you think it could.

how tall are you? ive got some pretty big shirts. football jerseys and stuff like that

5'6".

[the fuck is a canon height I'm just picking something that makes sense for not-pre-WWII-Japan]

oh thats pretty much my height, im 5'1! so as long as you keep your arms down theyll fit!

I can't shoot a watergun while keeping my arms down.

hip shots. thats how you get people w/o them knowing

The answer is still no.

im solving all your problems and you keep saying no, what do you even want from me

Lack of paintball in your life is not a real problem.

its a problem in YOUR life! that im fixing!

That's not even a first-world problem! It's a zeroth-world problem at best!

problems dont have to be super big or serious to be fixed, sometimes you can solve it w little stuff like paintballing

Paintball will just make worse and bigger problems for me.

itll be fun, thats more important than problems

THIS IS WRONG AND I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE

you cant silent treatment me forever
ttyl shuji!!