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[thesettingsun]

Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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[thesettingsun]

You can cook?

[Baren just keeps getting more amazing...]

[crudest]

You... can't?

[arent you going to be 25, he's worried]

[thesettingsun]

I totally can! Just... not anything super complicated. But I can feed myself!

[instant ramen counts as cooking]

[crudest]

Is that your way of telling me you know how to boil water?

[he's heard this before, shuji!!]

[thesettingsun]

I can make most things that come in a box.

[crudest]

[ . . . ]

Don't you think you should get some real cooking skills before you turn 30?

[thesettingsun]

I have five years for that.

[It's not a problem... probably...]

[crudest]

[ . . . ]

That wasn't supposed to be an actual deadline, it was supposed to make a point. Just in case you missed it.

[thesettingsun]

It's an actual deadline now. When I'm thirty I'll know how to make a four-course meal, and I'll invite you over and you can have some.

[Ideally, he will not be living in a college dorm room then.]

[crudest]

[ . . . ]

Well I guess they say it's a good thing to have goals.

Alright. You can call me in five years.

[thesettingsun]

Can I also call you before that?

[Five years is kind of a long time.]

[crudest]

If you feed me, I'll think about it.

[priorities....]

[thesettingsun]

I'll feed you!

[Kraft mac and cheese, probably.]

[crudest]

Filet mignon? Okay!

[THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID]

[thesettingsun]

Uh - okay, sure...

[They sell that at the grocery store, and it can't be that hard to cook it, hopefully?]

[crudest]

Okay, it's a deal. Bring me a delicious one and I'll give you my phone number.

[baren stop issuing challenges]

[thesettingsun]

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED]

It'll be the best one you've ever had! You just wait!