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Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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Can I also call you before that?

[Five years is kind of a long time.]

If you feed me, I'll think about it.

[priorities....]

I'll feed you!

[Kraft mac and cheese, probably.]

Filet mignon? Okay!

[THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID]

Uh - okay, sure...

[They sell that at the grocery store, and it can't be that hard to cook it, hopefully?]

Okay, it's a deal. Bring me a delicious one and I'll give you my phone number.

[baren stop issuing challenges]

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED]

It'll be the best one you've ever had! You just wait!