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[thesettingsun]

Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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[thesettingsun]

He's kind of hard to miss. Yeah, I've seen him.

[arahoushi]

i know you and him didn't get off to a great start but
he's starting up a dance class

you don't have to stay or anything but if you could just stick your head in
and make polite, interested noises
that'd be a huge favor to me

[thesettingsun]

I don't know about that. I think he and I are pretty likely to get into an argument if we hang around each other. He's already kind of visually imposing, you don't want him to start yelling at people in front of students.

[arahoushi]

ugh yeah
that's a fair point

dang it
you know anyone else i could rope in? he IS an asshole but he's still a buddy of mine
don't wanna see his first big business venture go down, y'know

[thesettingsun]

I don't know if any of my friends are interested in dancing. What kind of dancing is he teaching? No offense, but I really don't think he's doing the waltz.

[arahoushi]

it is definitely not the waltz
i don't think he could waltz to save his life
literally

it's pole dancing fitness

[thesettingsun]

No offense, but I don't think I can just ask my friends if they want to learn to pole dance.

[arahoushi]

well that's fair
nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

[thesettingsun]

Good luck finding him students, sorry I can't help without embarrassing myself.

[arahoushi]

listen
thanks for being game for it

the truth is it's not real it's just a bingo thing

[thesettingsun]

I figured there was maybe a 60% chance it was fake. But it was funny.