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Hey did you know that Mista's related to the pope?

[Tuuri's helping.]

Also I asked Majima and he didn't know ANYTHING about the toast thing

Probably Mista just didn't tell him! It could be awkward, knowing you showed up in a guy's toast. Really? The Pope's his uncle or cousin once removed or something?

[God dammit. She's still unsure about the toast thing. TUURI WANTS TO BELIEVE.]

Ugh I guess

And yeah the pope is actually his mother's stepfather's nephew-in-law, it's complicated

[Give him a second to work that out in his head...]

The Pope can't be anyone's in-law. The Pope can't be married.

Sure he can

If I married the pope's uncle, the pope would be my nephew-in-law

Right? right.

Alt response: I'm ESL I meant to say something else

I'm not judging on the ESL thing, but mostly the nephew or niece of your spouse is just considered your niece or nephew.

Dammit I messed up

...my English

Obviously Mista knows his own relationship to the pope I just conveyed it wrong

Obviously. It's alright, happens all the time. I'm not ESL but my parents are.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

[No, it's burning her up inside that she has to pretend like she made a mistake with her English, though she'll never say it to anyone.]

Anyway, that's that! Mista is practically in line for the pope hat. I guess it makes sense that he'd see visions in toast

[You brought this on yourself, Tuuri.]

Spiritual connections might run in the family, sure.

Oh, hey, remember how we said we'd talk about my hallucinomemories once something cool came up? Well spiritual connections apparently ran in mine too

Really? So you might wake up with psychic powers one day?

Welllll maybe

But we don't know what powers he has exactly, so maybe not psychic

And also apparently the magic gene skipped me so I don't think hallucino-Tuuri had anything

So I guess instead of maybe I mean no

Oh. Well, I hope hallucinoyou bugged hallucinorelative to do cool magic things sometimes.

Huh. You know what? She suuuure did.

It didn't really work, which isn't surprising. Did you meet Lalli at my birthday party? It's him.

I saw him, but we didn't really talk much. Did you tell him you remembered this?

Yeah that sounds like Lalli, lol

He told me, actually. I mean I just now remembered bugging him for magic, but he told me that he had it in the first place

That's good. I'd want to know important things about my hallucinoself before other people knew them about me, otherwise that'd be weird.

I mean I guess that's a good point

But Lalli seems so bored by this app and so uninterested in it that if I wait to tell him everything first, I'll never get to tell anyone!

Some people have different opinions, I guess...

I guess

[It is probably pretty obvious that Tuuri does not actually take Lalli's opinions on these things into account.]

But it doesn't matter, because he's the one that told me! And it's the first exciting thing I'd heard about hallucino-Tuuri that didn't involve people fainting and screaming for no reason

which BTW I think was just because they ran out of food earlier, so

[Tuuri no. Tuuri stop.]

That'd make sense for the fainting, but I don't think people usually scream when they're hungry. Just complain. Unless they're toddlers.

Well, maybe it was a toddler screaming? I didn't actually see who it was

Though I'm pretty sure it was Lalli who was screaming so probably not

I'm glad you can probably differentiate between your cousin and a toddler.

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