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Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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[protegge]

its a tossup honestly whether itll make sense or be bullshit like
french logic

plus theres only one way to say i love you which is super dumb

[thesettingsun]

That's the part where you need to get flowery as hell. 'Your smile shines brighter than every star', etc.

[protegge]

i dont think i can pull that kind of shit off shuji

[thesettingsun]

Trying to be helpful here.

Wait, do you have someone you're going to confess to?

[protegge]

not really i guess i just wanna be prepared
if somebody meets my eyes across a crowded room and violins start playing i wanna be ready

[thesettingsun]

[Shuji is relieved, and then feels bad that he's relieved because he's not dating Mista, Mista has the right to get a girlfriend. All the girlfriends, if he wants (and they're all okay with it). Shuji should be his wingman.]

I think you'd be fine whatever you said, anyway, as long as you were sincere about it. Maybe don't try the flowery stuff.

[protegge]

i guess maybe

what would you say ?

[thesettingsun]

It'd depend on who it was I was confessing to and why I liked them. People like it when your confessions are personalized to them, it makes it more special than a generic love song.

[protegge]

oh

yeah fair i guess

you ever done it before?

[thesettingsun]

I never had violins play when I met somebody's eyes from across the room, sorry. I've only been in casual relationships, no dramatic love confessions here.

[protegge]

really?

i feel like i fall in love all the time

[thesettingsun]

And you've never introduced me to any of them?? I'm hurt.

[protegge]

well it never really got serious either
not like
introduce to your friends serious

if it did id introduce you i promise

[thesettingsun]

If it ever gets to that point I'd love to met them. Gotta make sure they're good enough for you.

[protegge]

oh yeah ?
what are you gonna do if theyre not ?

[thesettingsun]

Express my concerns?

I can't tell you how to live your life or who to date, I just really want you to be happy.

[...also, he'll feel better if he's losing to somebody close to worthy of Mista.]

[protegge]

i know dude
im just teasing you

[No. This is flirting, Mista. You are flirting.]

[thesettingsun]

[No he's teasing because obviously Mista is 100% heterosexual and would never be interested in Shuji ever.]

Sorry. Should I have said something like 'I'd rescue you from their clutches and we'd ride off into the sunset'?

I don't know if a white horse has a chocobo equivalent. I should look that up.

[protegge]

even if it doesnt youd figure it out
i believe in you
big time hero shuji, i could get into that

[thesettingsun]

Somebody should whisk you off into the sunset sometime. With violins, or the romantic soundtrack of your choice.

[protegge]

im still hoping for my romcom ending ok
i believe in that too

[thesettingsun]

I hope you get it, and that I'm high up in the credits.