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[thesettingsun]

Shuji Tsushima

"Hi, you've reached Shuji Tsushima, and you probably should've texted first if you wanted me to pick up, but leave a message anyway."

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[thesettingsun]

[They are super doki for each other, it's ridiculous. Baren doesn't have a single thing to worry about.]

I will. I appreciate you not calling a hit on me, Mista would be upset and nothing's worth that.

[Not even embarrassing people.]

[crudest]

missy has been looking for excuses to deck me anyway
so don't make me give him a real reason

[thesettingsun]

What'd you do to him?

[crudest]

nothing
it's just how we talk to each other

[masculine friendships are fucking weird]

[thesettingsun]

Mista doesn't go around punching people who don't give him reasons to.

[crudest]

[no he doesn't actually -

Baren pauses, considers this sort of like how he'd explain his friendship with zoro that is largely based on regular physical rough housing

and he thinks it's stupid too but also it's comfortable and he and mista always give each other shit so]

god
don't make me explain this shit to you

[thesettingsun]

Fine. But if anything happens I'm 100% siding with him, I'm warning you now.

[crudest]

no shit
you're supposed to
if you didn't i'd punch you too

[thesettingsun]

Of course I will! I'll fight you if I have to! I will break your nose and earn the ire of a million fans.

[crudest]

yeah i advise again that
you'd be earning a lot more than just ire in some cases

[thesettingsun]

If you messed with Mista I'd have no choice but to mess with you.

[crudest]

i'm being reminded of an angry chihuahua that's working itself up into tizzy over something that's not even happening

[thesettingsun]

At least let me be an actual attack dog.

[crudest]

such little self awareness is concerning

[thesettingsun]

I could fight someone if I had to! I'd fight anyone!

[crudest]

so would a chihuahua
i have a running theory
that the smaller something is
the more compressed the rage gets

[thesettingsun]

I have a theory that you don't respect me very much.

[crudest]

i don't remember a reason why i should?

[thesettingsun]

Your boyfriend likes me, I'm a published author, I'm a human being...

[crudest]

in order:
chuu can like whoever he wants i don't care
if it was rare to be a published author we wouldn't have libraries
and being a human earns you the right to exist and be happy however you want
hate to break it to you that i'm not that impressed by breathing

anyway it doesn't matter does it
we've had this conversation before
my respect isn't really worth shit so why bother

[thesettingsun]

Because you discouraging me just makes me want to get your respect more, even if you'd be a jerk either way.

[crudest]

if it leads you down the path of self improvement no harm i guess

but also don't get your hopes up

[thesettingsun]

I'm going to get you to like me out of spite.

[crudest]

can't you just be content that i don't dislike you

[thesettingsun]

It's a good start. I'm glad we're getting along better than we were before.